Russell Brand files for Divorce from Katy Perry

Aww they were a cute couple!!

Unfortunately Russell Brand filed divorce docs in LA recently from Katy Perry citing "irreconcilable differences". The two have only been married a little over a year and recently there had been a lot of rumours that they were splitting up but i guess now its official.

They have no kids or joint property so they probably have a pre-nup. Russell released a statement saying "Sadly Katy and I are ending our marriage, I'll always adore her and I know we'll remain friends."

Russell proposed to the singer this day 2 years ago in India, what sent the rumour mill into a frenzy was that they spent Christmas apart which I guess showed some hardcore evidence that they were having problems.

Hopefully they don't have a messy divorce and they both can just move on!

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Kris Humphries BOOED by crowd at basketball game

Up until recently Kris Humphries was a free agent during the NBA lockout but he has since resigned with his former team the New Jersey Nets, they didn't mind having Kimmy's sloppy seconds so it seems.

Well in a game at Madison Square Garden recently which had Kris' team go up against the New York Knicks Kris received boo's everytime he stepped on the court or dribbled a ball. Yikes!

Apparently he did not even flinch, I guess he's had to develop some pretty thick skin after his quick marriage to Kimmy. Let's be honest, he was a nobody in the NBA before Kimmy snatched him up so he can't be feeling too badly.

Still I can't help but feel a little bit bad for Hump... Actually I take that back.

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Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa files for Divorce

Yesterday the media had a field day after finding out that Vanessa Bryant, wife of LA Laker Kobe Bryant has filed for divorce after 10 and a half years.

According to the court documents Vanessa cited 'irreconcilable differences' but it is believed that she really just got tired of Kobe's constant infidelity. The couple have been married since 2001 and they have two daughters together, lucky for Vanessa they did NOT have a pre-nup so she will be entitled to half of the empire Kobe has built and is also going after spousal support which Kobe said he would pay.

In 2003 Kobe was accused of sexually assaulting a woman who worked at a hotel in Colorado where Kobe was staying to which he admitted he had sex with the woman but that it was consensual. Through all of this Vanessa always remained by her man despite him being unfaithful but it appears she has had enough and she is going to take Kobe to the cleaners!

Good luck Kobe if you come out of this with a dime to your name. As for Vanessa maybe there will be a spot for you in the next season of Basketball Wives LA?

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T.I & Tiny The Family Hustle Ep 3

I really cannot say enough good things about this show. T.I and Tiny were crafted from the reality tv show Gods and perfectly placed onto tv screens for us to enjoy!

The first season is already up to episode 3 (last week they did ep 1 and 2 back to back) and I know I didn't blog about episode 2 so I thought I'd say a little bit about episode 3.

T.I gets approached by Taylor Swift to perform with her at a concert she's doing in Georgia and he weighs up the pro's and con's of street cred vs. Hollywood. Eventually he decides to do it and performs Live your life with Taylor singing Rihanna's part and he kills it of course.

Tiny is a producer and also has a music label with a young girl group that consists of her eldest daughter and two of her nieces and they are preparing to go on tour. T.I struggles with how to handle his daughter dealing with boys while she is on tour with her group the O.M.G GIRLS because he is very protective (it is so cute I can't even handle it) and says that he doesn't know what to do because the Federal Government took all his guns LOL!

This episode really shows just how good of a Father T.I is and he really would do anything for his kids and it's so cute to see him with them! It just makes him look all the more irresistable, Tiny is a lucky bitch! He makes it to his daughter and his nieces concert last minute and even joins them on stage for a little bit which obviously the crowd goes nuts for.

Next episode preview looks like Tip's son Domani wants to follow in his footsteps of becoming a gangster rapper.

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Khloe and Lam Lam are moving to Texas!

I posted a story the other day talking about how Khloe Kardashian's hubby and LA Laker Basketballer was involved in a trade with the New Orleans Hornets but that the trade was quashed but that there was still a possibility he may be traded to another team outside of LA. That day has come!

I thought that we could all sleep easy and all talk of a trade would go away but apparently I was wrong! News has now broken that Lam Lam was traded to the Dallas Mavericks (a NBA team in Texas). Khloe tweeted that she was sad about it but trying to stay positive and fellow Laker Kobe Bryant tweeted "I don't like it".

I'm sure the Lakers will miss Lam Lam and we know Khloe's family is going to go bat shit crazy that she is going to end up moving to Dallas for some amount of time but I'm sure they have enough money to try and fly back and forth as much as they can.

Good luck to you both down south in the big D! We love Khloe and Lam Lam!

Jersey Shore's Angelina sued over Mall brawl!

For those who don't know the ex-Jersey Shore cast member Angelina Pivarnick was involved in a fight last year at a Staten Island mall and sued a woman called Kelsey Balzafiore for the scuffle. She claims that Kelsey "beat the crap" out of her and that she sustained bruises and other injuries that caused severe shock to her nervous system.

Kelsey was arrested for a misdemeanour battery after the incident after allegedly punching Angelina's friend but Angelina then came out and claimed that she was a victim of the fight also.

Well obviously Kelsey does not agree with Angelina's version of events and has recently decided to fire back with a lawsuit of her own claiming it was Angelina and her friend that started the fight with Kelsey and another friend. Kelsey claims she tried to break up a fight between her friend Victoria Aviles and Angie's friend Jeanine Vaiana. She claims as she was trying to intervene Vaiana struck her first causing her to fall to the ground and that Angelina then struck her also.

Well judging by Angelina's actions on the show it would not surprise me that she got into a fight with these women but I bet she wasn't expecting the woman she originally sued to sue her back! Oh well no one liked Angelina anyway!

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Lindsay Lohan Playboy spread leaked!

As most of you probably know Lindsday Lohan finally decided to accept Hugh Hefner and Playboy's invitation to pose in their upcoming issue for the magazine.

Unfortunately the photos of the spread have been leaked onto the internet a week before the issue was set to hit news stands. Playboy pumped a lot of money into the shoot and even went as far as printing thousands of extra copies to cater for the much anticipated issue.

Playboy and Hef have both expressed their worries that the leak will damage the sales of the issue so Hef has stated on twitter that they will release the issue earlier than planned to try and avoid some of the damage.

The shoot's theme was a modern interpretation of Marilyn Monroe and I think Lindsay pulled off the persona pretty well. If you wanna see the leaked pictures click the link below.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/lindsay-lohans-playboy-spread-nsfw

Khloe Kardashian moving New Orleans?

Khloe Kardashian and hubby Lamar Odom are moving to New Orleans? Well as of earlier today it was a definate possibility!

Lamar (Lam Lam) Odom plays for the LA Lakers and earlier today was supposed to be involved in a trade for Chris Paul but the deal fell through after a few hours. All over the twitter-verse people were wondering if Khloe would follow her man if he got traded to a New Orleans team but all prospects of that were thwarted when the deal was called off. Khloe tweeted that she would follow her man wherever he went and that she is so proud of her husband.

Anyway fret not because it doesn't look like Lam Lam or Khloe are going anywhere but there is still a possibility that he could be traded outside of LA. Khloe is definately one of those ride or die women and will do anything to be with her hubby which is definately a good quality and something her older sister Kimmy did not possess with (soon to be) ex husband Kris Humphries.

The LA Lakers just would not be the same without Lam Lam so we're happy he's staying... For now. Yay for Khloe and Lam Lam.

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Kim Kardashian is back with Reggie Bush?!

Oh I really hope this is true!

Apparently according to Life & Style Magazine Kim and Reggie have been in contact again since she filed for divorce to her hubby of 72 days Kris Humphries! Reggie allegedly texted Kim after news broke of her divorce asking if she was ok (so sweet) and since then it's been said that the two have been talking ever since and are planning to hook up when his football season is over.

According to Life & Style Reggie knew her marriage wouldn't work out (so did we all) and has been watching and waiting to swoop in and take care of her. If you don't remember the two split up after 2 or 3 years (a few break ups along the way) because Reggie couldn't handle all the crazy paparazzi and that shiz that came with Kim's career. Hopefully he can now because we all know these two were so adorable together and they are definately meant to be. Not to mention he is a million times hotter than Kris Humphries.

Here's to hoping that they rekindled their romance! Yay for Kim and Reggie!

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Kim Richards of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in Rehab!

Kim Richards from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has checked into an undisclosed treatment facility to address her "issues", many of which I'm sure viewers would have seen over the two seasons of the show.

For those who don't know Kim Richards is a child star and sister of both Kyle Richards (also on RHOBH) and Kathy Hilton who is married to Rick Hilton which makes Kim the aunt of Paris and Nicky Hilton.

In the first season of RHOBH during a fight with her sister Kyle screamed "You are sick and an alcoholic! That's right I've said it now and everyone knows", she said this while Kim was clearly wasted. Kim's strange behaviour is nothing new on the Housewives show she is always slurring her words or seeming out of it. In the second season which is still currently airing in the States she presented a logical explanation for this behaviour which is that she's on a variety of different medications for anxiety, antiseizure and a bunch of other medical jargon which can make her seem intoxicated.

Regardless it's obvious on the show that she has some serious issues and hopefully this stint in rehab lasts longer than her last one and she gets some real help.

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T.I & Tiny The Family Hustle Episode 1!!

The day has arrived! T.I and Tiny's reality show has just aired and I've only watched 3 minutes but I am in love!

Ok let me break it down, T.I was locked up for 1 year and 1 day for attempting to purchase firearms after he was released on probation he and Tiny were then charged for possession of drugs or something like that so had to go back inside for another 11 months.

So far the beginning of the episode is when T.I is still locked up and calling Tiny and the kids to speak to them everyday.. now keep up this is where it gets confusing. They have 6 kids. Tiny has a daughter from a previous relationship and then they have two sons King and Major together and then T.I has two sons to a "highschool sweetheart" and another daughter to the woman he met while he was on a break from his highschool sweetheart.. So I'm guessing those 3 kids are all over the age of 10 because he has been with Tiny for 10 years and for almost 3 of those years he's been locked up. Ok now that the confusing part is out of the way I would like to point out that their boys King and Major are possibly the most ADORABLE children I have ever seen they're so cute I can't stand it! T.I calls and is talking to King who is 7 and he's telling him "if you can't hold it down it's ok I'll tell Major" (obviously he's just playing with him, trying to make him feel like the man of the house) and then King says "NO! I got chu!".. SO FRIKKEN CUTE! This is what I want my son to be like!

So after they show a little background about when T.I was in prison the show opens with Tiny and two of her boojie ghetto girlfriends in a tour bus going to pick him up from prison and they're talking about how Tiny hasn't gotten any sex in 11 months but then Tiny says that on one of her visits to T.I she tried to give him a little sum'n sum'n but they got caught! Anyway we all read the headlines and know what happened after T.I got picked up from jail in the tour bus and taken to the half way house. And if you don't know I'll quickly fill you in, he got picked up in the tour bus plus his entourage and driven from Arkansas to Atlanta which is like 300 miles to the half way house that he was supposed to stay in for a day. The next day Tiny goes to get him from the half way house to bring him home for good but apparently he violated his probation because of his mode of transportation and got sent back to prison for a further 28 days.. I know it's fucken cray cray, the prison guards or whoever is in charge were just pissed that he got picked up in a hella cool tricked out tour bus and they're driving volvo's. Haters.

Anyway 28 days is up and T.I is going to surprise Tiny by coming home at midnight when the 28 days is up instead of the following afternoon so his friend/assistant 'Snake' comes to pick him up. He gets to the house where Tiny and her friends are hanging out and walks in saying "It's the fun police" everyone is surprised and there's hugs all around! AND MY GOD HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL IT HURTS TO LOOK AT HIM!

Everyone leaves and Tiny is lying on their bed with one of their sons Major and says to T.I "get naked and get in the bed" and then Major repeats her saying "GET NAKED!" He's so adorable and funny! T.I tells Tiny to run him a bath and that's where the episode ends. I'm sure they both had a great night!

I cannot wait for the rest of the season! So far the preview shows Tiny getting into it with some girl, T.I being rude to Tiny and T.I trying to discipline his kids as well as performing.

Until next week
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Kourtney & Kim Take New York Season 2 Ep 2 Recap

This week on Kourtney and Kim take New York Khloe comes into town to join her sisters in the Hamptons for the last weekend of summer at Scott's parents house, even though Kourtney hasn't spoken to Scott since he left a few days earlier because he had enough of her bitching. When Khloe first gets there she immediately tells Kourtney that Scott called her and was upset etc etc and basically told Kourtney if you don't want to be with Scott then let him go because leading him on isn't fair. Khloe also tells Kim that it's really weird that her and Kris aren't even living together and they have only been married a month so Kim decides not to go to the Hamptons and instead go to Minnesota and find out why the fuck she isn't living with her husband.

The morning Khloe and Kourtney are leaving Khloe goes into Kim's room to say goodbye and have a safe flight but Kranky pants Kim gets pissed off that she woke her up and starts bitching. Then a wave of paranoia takes over Kim's body and she says to the camera that Khloe woke her up on purpose because she is trying to "mess" with her and tried to piss her off. Somehow Khloe waking her up to say bye translates in Kim's head that she isn't supportive of her marriage to Kris and she did it on purpose to piss Kim off. UMM SOMEONE IS CRAY CRAY! Oh but then Kim decides she's not done so she calls her sisters while they're driving and continues to rant and rave about how she is "sleep deprived" and wanted that extra hour of sleep.. Because that is definately worth something fighting for. Kourtney hangs up and says "she's just pissed because she's married to a barking dog" DING DING that's for sure.

Oh but it gets better, then Kim sends Khloe a vicious email calling her every name under the sun and I quote "how fucking dare you you're such an evil bitch how spiteful and jealous.. how fucking dare you Khloe you crossed a major line with me that shit is not ok you dumb evil little fucking troll you have no idea how much I hate you you're disgusting"... WOW WHAT THE FUCK?!!

Anyway they all arrive to the Hamptons at Scott's parents house but with no Scott so it's hella awkward and their friend Johnathan gets there and tells them Scott is in the other room so it makes it even more awkward because Kourtney and Scott obviously have a lot to talk about but it doesn't look like either of them are going to make the first move. Mason is adorable as usual running around the backyard that makes you wanna smother him he's so cute. Kourtney is really cold towards Scott and Scott tells the camera that all she cares about is being a Mum but forgets that she has another man in her life that also needs attention.

Khloe decides to mediate the situation and manages to get them both in a room to talk about their issues where Scott pretty much says he feels like he doesn't have a relationship after 10 at night and there is a void. Kourtney admits she needs to put more effort and attention into their relationship but that she has high expectations of him as Mason's father and won't tolerate anything less. They kiss and make up and all is right in the world again.

Cut to Kim and Kris in Minnesota cooking dinner and assuming this is what married people do. Then they're talking about living apart and Kim suggests he come back to New York and tells him her sisters think it's strange to live apart to which he replies well I'm glad you have a role model like Khloe she's down for her man and left Miami to go back to him. Obviously Kim was burning because she says to the camera that she's frustrated that he always compares them to Khloe and Lamar and because Khloe changed her whole life to fit Lamar's scheduele. MAYBE BECAUSE KHLOE AND LAMAR ARE THE CUTEST COUPLE AND KHLOE IS AMAZEBALLS!

Anyway Kourtney tells Khloe she thinks her and Kim's relationship is competitive to which Khloe is like uhh what the eff I have no reason to compete with her. BLAH BLAH. Kim then decides to have a serious conversation with Kris which is hilarious because Kris is really immature and doesn't take anything seriously. He even walks away mid-conversation to go and lie on the couch while Kim tries to convince him to come back to New York and that they should be living together and as his wife she needs to be a priority. To which the all intelligent Frankenstein look-alike says "you don't want me to resent you do you baby?" Oh man I would have flipped my shit if I was Kim instead she walks away and says she's leaving and that they're obviously going to live in separate cities. I totally didn't see this divorce coming. Kris comes in and apologizes and says he's willing to try living in New York again. YAY! (not)

Next week's preview has Kourtney showing Kim Scott's computer where they find porn, Kim tells her mum she wants to get off birth control but her mum doesn't think she's ready and then Kim asks Kris where they imagine raising a family to which Kris says Minnesota and Kim says she will never move to Minnesota ever. DUM DUM DUM

Until next week!
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Kourtney & Kim Take New York Season 2 Ep 1 Recap

The newest season of Kourtney & Kim take New York has just started airing over in the states last week so I am going to write a recap of what is happening so far!

The show was being filmed a few months ago just after Kim and Kris got married and they moved to New York to live with Kourtney, Scott and their son Mason who is so adorable I can't even take it. Obviously this was all before Kim filed for divorce after 72 days but hopefully in the show we will get to see just when, where and how the marriage started to unravel.

So far from the first episode all that's really happened is that Kris is having a hard time adjusting to living with a toddler because Mason's sleeping scheduele is very different to theirs. He also is bitching and moaning because he can't focus on training properly in the off season. Kourtney has adopted all these crazy hollistic organic new age spiritual crap that has Kris really freaked out and she even gets an oil enema and gets Kim and their friends to participate in naked yoga with a naked black yoga instructor. FUN FUN! The viewers also notice that Kourtney and Scott's relationship is very different to how it used to be, they do NOT sleep in the same room. Kourtney sleeps with Mason in one room and Scott sleeps on his own in another, weird right? Kourtney also comes across as a nagging bitch because all she does is talk to Scott like shit and treat him like a child. So he gets annoyed, peaces out and goes to see their mutual friend Johnathan Cheban who has been in many episodes fo KUWTK, KKTM & KKTNY.  All of this is too much for Kris so he decides to piss off back to Minnesota so he can focus on training. GOOD RIDDANCE YOU BIG BORING BABY!

DJ Pauly D Signs with 50 Cent

It is official! Pauly D is now a member of 50 Cent's G-Unit team. Pauly D the Jersey Shore reality star and DJ has been signed to 50 Cent's G-Note record label.

Both Pauly and 50 took to twitter to confirm the rumours that had been swirling around for a while. Pauly tweeted "Big Big Things In The Works @50cent And @DJPaulyD!!!! #yeahhhhbuddy"

When rumours began circulating that the pair were going to work together Pauly stated "I'm focusing on music. That's my passion. I'm working with 50 cent now. I'm gonna do an album with him. It's going to be a little bit of everything. It's almost like DJ Khaled and kind of David Guetta but my own DJ Pauly D style."

Good luck to the both of you we know whatever you produce will be amazeballs! Yeaaaaaah Buddddy

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Khloe Kardashian getting sued by a Transgender woman?

Ok so TMZ just broke a story claiming a Transgender woman is suing the youngest of the Kardashian sisters! She is claiming Khloe beat her up outside a Hollywood nightclub. Chantal Spears - also known as Ronald Spears - states that on December 5th 2009 Khloe violently hit her "in and about her body" causing serious injuries.

Apparently the incident occurred outside Playhouse nightclub on Hollywood blvd after Chantal/Ronald supposedly went up to Lamar and said "you're too young to be married". Chantal/Ronald told cops at the time that Khloe "pushed and hit me" and is now suing for unspecified damages as she claims she didn't provoke anyone.

Ok first of all, if this happened in 2009 why is he/she filing a lawsuit now? Two, hitting on someone's husband (everyone knew they were married it was 2 months after their wedding) is totally inappropriate and if it was a non celebrity he/she would have got her/his ass beat. And three this really doesn't sound like something Khloe would do especially to a random man/woman in the street?

Hmm something tells me this person is looking for their 15 minutes! Good luck boo ride it while you can!

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Beyonce addresses Baby rumours

Ever since Beyonce announced her pregnancy the months that followed have had the rumour mill spinning! The press targetted her fluctuating baby bump every time she went out and even crazier rumours surfaced claiming she faked the pregnancy or that it was a prosthetic belly to make it seem she is further along than she is. It got a little crazier last week when a video was released that was filmed in September which had Beyonce saying she was 6 months pregnant at the time which would make her due date earlier than the supposed February date.

So to clear up all the baby drama Beyonce sat down with Katie Couric on ABC'S 20/20 and told her "the truth is it's safety". Essentially B is saying that she hasn't given an exact due date because she feels it's in the best interest for her and her child to keep it hush hush and so she can have her baby in peace without all the drama! Of course she knows her due date people there are chicks in the hood who know when they got knocked up, not necessarily who the dad is but they know the date!

Anyway we wish you a pleasant pregnancy and a healthy baby because we all know that child is going to be nominated for a grammy by the time its 3!

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T.I & Tiny talk about their sex life!

T.I and Tiny have been doing many interviews in the last week or so to promote their reality show that is airing on December 5th and among these many interviews they visited VH1's Morning Buzz and spilled some deets about their sex life! Tiny claims its "very important" to shower before you 'get busy' whereas T.I says he prefers the shower after. Viewers also learnt that Tiny has an alter ego called Ryder that she says T.I created in the bedroom (unintentionally) that I'm guessing allows Tiny to do all the freaky stuff she wouldn't usually do. Anyway it's clear these two are hot and heavy for each other but Tiny said she's definately going to buy some 'fun toys' from her friend and Real Housewife of Atlanda Kandi Burruss' line Bedroom Kandi.

Once again I cannot wait for their show to air! This might just be the most real couple ever to appear on reality tv, it's obvious they aren't going to change or censor themselves which is amazeballs!

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Kourtney Kardashian getting married?.. Nope says Mama Kris

So there have been rumours flying around since Kourtney Kardashian announced her second pregnancy that she and long time boyfriend Scott Disick would follow in Khloe and Kim's footsteps and take a trip down the aisle. But the mother hen of the Kardashian Klan Kris Jenner has come forward and said NUH-UH none of that is true!

Sorry guys no Kardashian wedding extravaganza on the way any time soon. Oh well keep popping out those adorable babies, wedding shmedding!

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2012 Grammy Nominees

Just hours ago the 2012 Grammy nominees were announced with Kanye West leading the pack with 7 nominations including song of the year and a nomination for his joint album Watch the Throne with Jay-Z. Funnily enough he is nominated against himself for Watch the Throne and his own My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.

Among the other nominees are Adele, Bruno Mars, Foo Fighters, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Chris Brown and Skrillex.

R&B lovers will also be glad to hear that Eric Benet, R Kelly and Raphael Saadiq are also nominated for Best Traditional R&B performance.

Good luck to all the nominees!

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T.I & TINY: The Family Hustle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhST5Hg7imM

On December 5th a new reality show will be hitting the airwaves over in the States which I am very excited to watch! For those of you who don't know or who have been living under a rock famous rapper/mogul Tip (T.I) Harris recently was released from prison after serving an 11 month sentence for possession of unlicensed firearms. Upon his release himself and his wife Tameka 'Tiny' Harris started filming for their new reality show "T.I & Tiny: The Family Hustle" which gives viewers a peek into their crazy lifestyle with their 6 kids (2 together) and T.I's rise to the top again. The adorable couple have been together 10 years, which in Hollywood is a lifetime and they seem like your typical boojie hoodrat ghetto couple which is why I LOVE them! Above is the preview for the show and it looks amazing!

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Kourtney Kardashian is extending the Kardashian Klan!

Kourtney Kardashian is adding to the already large Kardashian Klan when she confirmed to US Weekly that she is pregnant with her boyfriend of 5 years Scott Disick's second child. She tells them that she is 9 weeks along and even though usually people wait till 12 weeks to tell people (or in her case the whole world) she said she feels "confident" and decided to spill the news now. The couple claims they weren't trying (which is strange because judging by the new season of KKTNY the couple don't even sleep in the same bed!) but that they are happy to add a new member to their family and a younger sibling for little Mason.

Congrats! We all know the baby will be adorable!

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