Kourtney & Kim Take New York Season 2 Ep 2 Recap

This week on Kourtney and Kim take New York Khloe comes into town to join her sisters in the Hamptons for the last weekend of summer at Scott's parents house, even though Kourtney hasn't spoken to Scott since he left a few days earlier because he had enough of her bitching. When Khloe first gets there she immediately tells Kourtney that Scott called her and was upset etc etc and basically told Kourtney if you don't want to be with Scott then let him go because leading him on isn't fair. Khloe also tells Kim that it's really weird that her and Kris aren't even living together and they have only been married a month so Kim decides not to go to the Hamptons and instead go to Minnesota and find out why the fuck she isn't living with her husband.

The morning Khloe and Kourtney are leaving Khloe goes into Kim's room to say goodbye and have a safe flight but Kranky pants Kim gets pissed off that she woke her up and starts bitching. Then a wave of paranoia takes over Kim's body and she says to the camera that Khloe woke her up on purpose because she is trying to "mess" with her and tried to piss her off. Somehow Khloe waking her up to say bye translates in Kim's head that she isn't supportive of her marriage to Kris and she did it on purpose to piss Kim off. UMM SOMEONE IS CRAY CRAY! Oh but then Kim decides she's not done so she calls her sisters while they're driving and continues to rant and rave about how she is "sleep deprived" and wanted that extra hour of sleep.. Because that is definately worth something fighting for. Kourtney hangs up and says "she's just pissed because she's married to a barking dog" DING DING that's for sure.

Oh but it gets better, then Kim sends Khloe a vicious email calling her every name under the sun and I quote "how fucking dare you you're such an evil bitch how spiteful and jealous.. how fucking dare you Khloe you crossed a major line with me that shit is not ok you dumb evil little fucking troll you have no idea how much I hate you you're disgusting"... WOW WHAT THE FUCK?!!

Anyway they all arrive to the Hamptons at Scott's parents house but with no Scott so it's hella awkward and their friend Johnathan gets there and tells them Scott is in the other room so it makes it even more awkward because Kourtney and Scott obviously have a lot to talk about but it doesn't look like either of them are going to make the first move. Mason is adorable as usual running around the backyard that makes you wanna smother him he's so cute. Kourtney is really cold towards Scott and Scott tells the camera that all she cares about is being a Mum but forgets that she has another man in her life that also needs attention.

Khloe decides to mediate the situation and manages to get them both in a room to talk about their issues where Scott pretty much says he feels like he doesn't have a relationship after 10 at night and there is a void. Kourtney admits she needs to put more effort and attention into their relationship but that she has high expectations of him as Mason's father and won't tolerate anything less. They kiss and make up and all is right in the world again.

Cut to Kim and Kris in Minnesota cooking dinner and assuming this is what married people do. Then they're talking about living apart and Kim suggests he come back to New York and tells him her sisters think it's strange to live apart to which he replies well I'm glad you have a role model like Khloe she's down for her man and left Miami to go back to him. Obviously Kim was burning because she says to the camera that she's frustrated that he always compares them to Khloe and Lamar and because Khloe changed her whole life to fit Lamar's scheduele. MAYBE BECAUSE KHLOE AND LAMAR ARE THE CUTEST COUPLE AND KHLOE IS AMAZEBALLS!

Anyway Kourtney tells Khloe she thinks her and Kim's relationship is competitive to which Khloe is like uhh what the eff I have no reason to compete with her. BLAH BLAH. Kim then decides to have a serious conversation with Kris which is hilarious because Kris is really immature and doesn't take anything seriously. He even walks away mid-conversation to go and lie on the couch while Kim tries to convince him to come back to New York and that they should be living together and as his wife she needs to be a priority. To which the all intelligent Frankenstein look-alike says "you don't want me to resent you do you baby?" Oh man I would have flipped my shit if I was Kim instead she walks away and says she's leaving and that they're obviously going to live in separate cities. I totally didn't see this divorce coming. Kris comes in and apologizes and says he's willing to try living in New York again. YAY! (not)

Next week's preview has Kourtney showing Kim Scott's computer where they find porn, Kim tells her mum she wants to get off birth control but her mum doesn't think she's ready and then Kim asks Kris where they imagine raising a family to which Kris says Minnesota and Kim says she will never move to Minnesota ever. DUM DUM DUM

Until next week!
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